We’ve said it over and over on Fuckbook – Don’t send dick pics, most chicks don’t actually want them. This is largely due to being overwhelmed by them. At some point, all your dicks look the same. And you just blend in. On an adult hookup site, you need to stand out.
That said, we can’t stop any of you. When some of you meet a girl, you immediately think that sending a dick pic will prompt her to get excited and maybe she will send you nudes.
Look, two adults exchanging nudes is pretty hot stuff. But read the room. However if you must send the dick pic, let’s go over some basics.
FIRST: Your Dick Pic is Probably the Worst Idea
Again, to be clear, most girls hate your dick pics. They don’t want them. Girls on hookup sites like Fuckbook want a dude that they can feel comfortable enough to meet for adult sexy time. If they wanted dick pics, they’d search the Internet for them.
So yeah, you were warned.
Make Sure its Hard
I mean, come on, man!
Why on earth do some of you think that you’re upping your sexting value by sending a shriveled-up cock over digital media? Get hard before you photograph the goods. What girl wants to see a soft dick?
Pay Attention To Your Dick Pic Set
We get it. You’re not creating a professional photo that may someday be used in Vanity Fair. That said if you have stains on your carpet, or old Chinese food sitting out on a coffee table and these things will show up in the background, remove them.
You might be so enthralled with taking a photo of your hard dick that you miss what’s in the background. Even if the background is slightly out of focus, she’s going to see it. Do you think she wants to hang with a dude that leaves Chow Mein rotting on his coffee table for days?
If you are going to have porn on in the background, make sure it’s porn you think she likes. I mean, that should be obvious. If you’re jerking off to BDSM and she’s not into that type of thing, well, you might be blowing your chances.
Also, let’s talk lighting…
Gross lighting may overexpose your dick.
Listen, I’m not suggesting you put on some weird filter that makes your dick look a decade younger. I’m just saying, harsh lighting may expose a bit too much. You don’t need big halogens blasting down on it. Softer lighting always works better for any portrait photography, including your dick pic portrait.
If She Didn’t Ask For It, Or You Don’t Know Her, Don’t Send It
I mean, come on, man! Don’t be dumb.
Sending a dick pic is an intimate act. You should know her first, at least the basics. And you should also ask her if it’s OK to send a dick pic, she doesn’t need any surprises.
Believe me, if you don’t, she’s gone.
Sexting between adults can be a super exciting and fun erotic act. But it needs to be consensual and a little thoughtful. In the end, you’ll have better luck flirting and charming your way into a fun, sexy, adult hookup.