Coronavirus is all over the news. And when I say “all over,” I mean, it’s the main story they cover almost every minute. You can’t escape it. Whether you previously booked concert tickets, or want to fly to see your bestie in Chicago, or you are about to get on a NYC subway, coronavirus is on your mind. So why would dating be any different?
For many of us, it was our first sexual experience.
In many ways, the first date handjob was a right of passage into our now sexual glories.
Sex hookup apps are the most modern way to have discreet sex. Marriage can be awesome, particularly when you want someone to share awesome moments in life with.
But unfortunately, marriage, or even longterm relationships, ruin sex.
Free adult dating apps are the new app du jours. Everyone wants to get their free sex on and there is no better place to get laid for free than online.
You’re having a specific craving. No, it’s not Sonic this time. You want to meet a local hookup and get a relaxing blowjob. You want a fuck buddy with no strings attached to fall to her knees and slowly allow her lips to give your hard dick an entry point. You want to cum in a fuck buddy’s mouth.
And why not, you certainly deserve to have a local hookup suck your dick. You worked 15 hours this week sacking groceries. You were tortured by helping all those hot suburban wives load up their Whole Foods bags into their Escalades.
Your blowjob app moment is now. But still, you need to learn where to get a blowjob and how hookup apps work before you can really take advantage of life’s ultimate pleasure.
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There is nothing more thrilling or exciting than a sexy girl sending you nude pictures. Not only does the communication signal her potential to want to fuck you, but it’s also sexy to be the recipient of raw nudes.
And Fuckbook is a breeding ground for exchanging nude pictures. It’s a big reason people join Fuckbook (to get nudes and to get laid).
Occasionally, you’ve got to change things up. You need to take risks if you want reward. I’d often used adult dating apps the same as everyone. I signed up with an anon profile and did my basic outreach. I found local girls that wanted to fuck. I fucked them. Life was good.
But a few months ago, I decided I wanted more. I wanted to fuck girls with a purpose. I wanted to stand out from all the other guys looking to fuck the same local hookups on the same adult dating apps.
So I signed up for Fuckbook Adult Dating‘s app as a pool boy. And that changed everything.
It’s a dating quandary. Should you go full-casual and skip the relationship pursuing shenanigans, or keep your FuckBook dating on the side?
Sides are good. Take Thanksgiving, for example. Who doesn’t love stuffing and mashed potatoes?
But sides can also distract from the primary goal, which is to eat meat. Or in your case, fuck sexy local single girls.
In modern dating, banging random hotties is more than a side dish; it’s the main course.
So that time of year is upon us once again. It’s one of Hallmark’s greatest revenue achievements.
Valentine’s Day – The biggest BS holiday we’ve ever known.
A complete and total money grab at the highest of levels.
No, I’m not talking about this kind of ball sucking.
Valentine’s day has arrived. How do we know?
Just watch your TV for ad campaigns encouraging you to buy expensive trinkets, or visit any store that’s stocking red useless garbage.