So that time of year is upon us once again. It’s one of Hallmark’s greatest revenue achievements.
Valentine’s Day – The biggest BS holiday we’ve ever known.
A complete and total money grab at the highest of levels.
A shitty day if you’re lonely, without a decent hookup, and have family who nags you over why you’re single.
The thing is, you know exactly why you are single. You fuck strange girls on Fuckbook all the time. That’s better than a $150 dinner at an Olive Garden that jacked up their prices because you failed to get a reservation at a decent restaurant.
But alas, even though it’s “just another day,” you can’t help but want to get laid on Valentine’s Day even just to keep up with the spirit of things.
But you also understand that hookup sites, dating sites, and meet markets, all die on the big V-Day.
Some of it is just a natural inclination to follow the herd. You know others won’t be prowling hookup sites, so you temper your own activity. In other cases, it’s fair to say that Valentine’s Day hookup traffic is lower. One of the major drivers of decreased activity is that cheating housewives have to doll up for a big dinner and give that annual blowjob to their working man. Also, Valentine’s Day sex can be WAY BETTER (I’ll explain below).
So what can you do to increase your odds of Fuckbook strange sex?
Turns out, a lot. Follow along, friends.
Don’t Buy The Hype
There are lots of sexy girls who feel just like you do. The pressure of not having a date on Valentine’s makes them eager to bone someone. So it’s important NOT to follow the herd line of thinking and just sit on the bench. In fact, you need to get in the game because so much of your competition has all but thrown in the towel. This means thinner potential cock-blocks.
There’s a huge advantage to less competition. Sexy girls who may have given up themselves will be super excited for your messages on the big day. It might entice them to fuck you even more.
Message In Morning Of, or Night Before
Don’t start your V-Day messages a week prior. That’s a no-go. No one wants to admit they are dateless a month out. Instead, you need to take advantage of the downtrodden on the day of. Remember, some girls might get dumped right before Valentine’s by a guy who just doesn’t want to spend money on them. Now you swoop in and become their revenge fuck on the big night. Additionally, cheating housewives might brew up a big fight with their husbands near the day of and themselves want a big revenge fuck night.
When you message the day before or morning of Valentine’s, you strike when the iron is hot. You convey interest in her when she’s emotionally disheveled and looking to let off steam. This can make the sex 1000 times better. Any girl who is bitter or jaded over a shitty boyfriend or husband will fuck you lights out. They want to get off. They want to feel dick in them.
Don’t Try To Plan a Date…
Don’t misunderstand what I’m proposing here.
I’m suggesting you use Fuckbook to get a Valentine’s fuckbuddy.
Any girl jaded from a Valentine’s date gone wrong will not want to go out to a big dinner. And, she doesn’t know you like that, so a romantic type dinner will just be awkward. If you want to go out, choose a bar or something not engaging in the Valentine’s day hype. Plus, why set yourself up for wasting cash?
Don’t Show Up With Flowers
Again, this is NOT A ROMANTIC ENCOUNTER.
She wants to fuck.
You want to fuck.
Just get that clear. You aren’t replacing some guy she’s pissed at, or the guy she thought would ask her out for a romantic dinner. Flowers cost money, don’t blow it on something she doesn’t want. If you are in need of romance on that level, Fuckbook might not be for you. Just sayin’. Fuckbook is a place for getting laid on the fly, not red roses and steak dinners.
Conclusion
Getting laid on Valentine’s day isn’t as difficult as some make it out to be. Fuckbook is the perfect setup for scoring sex from girls who are equally bitter over the day. You don’t need to waste money on flowers and pricey dinners, just get on Fuckbook the day prior and start messaging. Make it clear you just want a hookup on a night otherwise reserved for sitting on the bench.