As Thanksgiving approaches, it’s difficult to shake the horny mind that builds over holidays. Let’s be honest, outside of gorging on stuffing and turkey and pumpkin pie, the downtime can be relatively boring. The devious mind wanders to thoughts of flings and meet and fucks. It’s natural. It’s why hookup dating sites exist.
But what’s the best strategy to win a local hookup on Thanksgiving?
Start Simple – Use an Adult Dating App Strategically
Adult dating apps like Fuckbook can help you corral in local hotties on Thanksgiving eve.
There are a few things working favorably for you in this regard.
- Girls get bored and horny on Thanksgiving night, particularly the single ones. Single girls may feel depressed on holidays as they gather at family events where everyone is seemingly in a happy relationship. Also, many girls are back from college fun life and straight-up bored. So they are much more willing when everyone begins napping on couches around them. What 25-year-old hottie wants to hang in a room of fat old people snoring on couches while a football game blares through the room?
- The COVID-19 restrictions have many horny girls feeling incredibly cooped up. Some of these girls may have been abiding by the rules all along, so they are pent up and ready for hot action. Others have been sneaking around restrictions the whole time and Thanksgiving night will be no different.
Both of these points mean increased activity around Thanksgiving night after dinner is done.
So it stands to reason that the adult dating app world will be packed that night. Its a double-whammy of a boring holiday falling right in the middle of gnarly social restrictions. Adult dating has already been fire ever since COVID became a thing in the United States. The momentum is expected to carry through the holidays with more intensity.
Translation, getting laid on Thanksgiving using an adult dating app has never been riper.
You Can Try Hookup Bars (if they are open)
The Thanksgiving night bar scene has typically amounted to hookup glory, but COVID restrictions seem to be squashing that energy in many areas. So you’ll need to call around and find out which of your local bars will open that night.
If there are only a few that do open, expect them to be packed with bored hotties getting their drink on and looking for a fun fling.
The downside to using a bar is the expense and the forced social awkwardness. Drinks and food are now more expensive than ever before due to the shutdown. You can easily rack up a $100+ bar bill for just you, much less if you buy drinks for a hottie. And yeah, you almost have to buy drinks for a hottie if you want any chance at sex.
Plus, the time waste in bars can certainly add up. Many girls will be “taken,” or genuily not interested. The more time waste you experience, the more money you spend, the less potential for a one night stand you have.
The Best Of Both Worlds
You could opt to go to a hookup bar while also browsing your Fuckbook mobile app. Send a few messages before you go out and if things at the bar are failing, check the app, and see if you have any activity.
That’s the best of both worlds. It may help you lower your bar cost. If things aren’t working out, rather than keep a bar tab sinking you, cash out and head home. In the Uber, you can start messaging more local singles and hopefully by the time you pull up to your house, you’ve got a meet and fuck all ready to go.