Ah, the good old fashioned MILF hookup. The sexual relationship between the younger man and the older, wiser, often taken, mom. She exudes sexual prowess and curves that simply never end. And best of all, she doesn’t give a shit about you or anything related to you. She wants dick. She desires discreet sex. And all of this peppered with a little tug of her hair, a firm but sensible spank to the ass, and dirty erotica whispered into her ear chambers.
But is Fuckbook the right adult dating site for MILF hookups?
And if so, how do we use Fuckbook to lure MILFs into our web of hookup fun?
Most certainly, MILFs use Fuckbook adult dating as a way to find discreet sex encounters. That’s no surprise to any of you. And many of you yearn for MILF hookup fun over and beyond even the staple, 25-year-old hottie that’s often the cover model for a porn site advertisement.
So, how do we use Fuckbook to meet MILFs?
Set Your Fuckbook Search Appropriately
There is little doubt to be had that the Fuckbook search is central to your fun times. But as odd as it may sound, fewer people than you think actually work the search function.
If you want to find what you’re looking for, you’ll need to work the Fuckbook search.
For one, MILFs are most often married. Clearly, they have kids. Often, they are home owners and live out in suburbia.
All of the aforementioned criteria amount to liabilities. Liabilities mean less risk for you because they have something to lose. In other words, discretion for MILFs is more important than it is for the 25-year-old hottie that’s only worried about getting a bad rep.
These criteria also detail how we approach the Fuckbook search. Once inside the Fuckbook member area, you can search for married, suburbanite women. Adjust your location searches to the burbs and look for those women who are married and note that discretion is a huge priority.
Believe me, a MILF may want to bang you, but they don’t want to lose their big glamorous home over you. So they’ll keep things pretty discreet.
Make Discretion Your Fuckbook Bio’s Priority
As we just mentioned, MILFs seek discretion. So it stands to reason that you’d want to make discretion a priority in your bio.
When you message a MILF for a hookup, if your message piques her interest, she will click your profile and read your bio. This is why it’s ultra-important to stress how important discretion is to you. Don’t make it out as if it’s important to you because of who you hookup with. Instead, make sure you write that discretion is important to you because of you!
This creates personal liability. We’ve already assumed the MILF has something to lose by getting caught up in hookup glories with you. So she needs to see you equally have something to lose. You don’t have to get specific in terms of what it is you have to lose, just that you prioritize discretion in an utmost manner.
She needs to see that you have skin in the game, and more than just your raging hard dick. You do that by sounding off your need for discretion in your bio.
Throw Down Your MILF Worship Game
Many MILFs feel disenfranchised by their home life. Their man comes home, shows very little affection or sexual attention other than the occasional whip-out for a post-work blowjob, and often stays out at “work events” to all hours.
The MILF’s attention tank is running low. And only you can refill it.
And refill it you will.
They aren’t interested in hard to get, they want to not only know they have you, but they want you to worship the ground they walk on. This doesn’t mean become the creepy stalker type, it’s important to read situations. If she’s into you, don’t hesitate in telling her how hot she is. Because she gets none of that at home.
Fuckbook is a perfect MILF hookup opportunity so long as you follow a few simple protocols. Gear your Fuckbook search towards meeting MILFs. Worship the ground she walks on. Make sure you update your bio to include hookup discretion as a priority.
And happy fucking, my friends.