Coronavirus is all over the news. And when I say “all over,” I mean, it’s the main story they cover almost every minute. You can’t escape it. Whether you previously booked concert tickets, or want to fly to see your bestie in Chicago, or you are about to get on a NYC subway, coronavirus is on your mind. So why would dating be any different?
Coronavirus dating is now a thing. But not the thing you might think it to be. People don’t just stop dating amid coronavirus. That’s not happening. Mostly because people love getting laid and hate being lonely. When you are getting laid, you aren’t lonely.
In the new world of coronavirus fear-mongering, sexy singles must consider whether they are at risk. That’s not for FuckBook to say, you should take such advice from your medical professional.
My position, instead, as a guest writer for FuckBook, is to deliver you the happiest news of the day.
Coronavirus is helping sexy singles find one another faster and easier. And it’s resulting in lots of sex. I call it “coronavirus free sex.” And people are joining FuckBook and getting coronavirus free sex at an astounding rate.
Do you want to have hot coronavirus sex?
I think you do.
So let’s dive in and break down how to get laid in a post-coronavirus world.
Understand That Coronavirus Is Ushering In New Sexy Singles
When you touch another person, or stand by them, or touch something after they’ve touched it, you might contract an illness. You might get norovirus and have to go to the bathroom for three days straight. You could get a minor cold. Maybe you end up with a flu and feel like dirt for a week or more. And now, you might get coronavirus.
People are scared of coronavirus. Maybe they should be. Or, maybe the news is just hysterical. Whatever the case, lots of hot chicks are thinking twice before heading out to a Friday happy hour.
So now, girls are flocking towards online dating platforms. And the really cool ones are looking for hookup dating platforms like FuckBook.
Using FuckBook immediately lowers your risk of contracting coronavirus. Because, well, you aren’t around dirty people.
Our traffic stats have been off the chain since coronavirus began seeping into nightly news programs.
Use FuckBook, or die from coronavirus? That’s how many folks feel.
So now, when you browse coronavirus, you’ll notice a lot more hotties in your area. This is because the hotties want to flirt and fuck, but don’t want the slob sneezing at the bar to give them coronavirus.
My communications with hotties are WAY UP. And many of them admit they are first-time FuckBook users. They blatantly state that they are attempting to reduce their exposure to coronavirus.
Leverage Coronavirus Fear…
Hey, I know, I sound like a terrible person.
I don’t coddle any girl by telling her, “hey, nah, you have nothing to worry about.”
This would send them right back to the bar scene and out of my potential hookup sphere.
Instead, I tell them that I too am worried about coronavirus.
Do you see what I did there?
As soon as you embrace the fear, they realize that you are likely taking precautions for coronavirus as well.
Do you understand what is happening now?
A horny sexy girl realizes that I wash my hands and am probably holding precious hand sanitizers. I’m far from a transient – touch everything in the bar bathroom – bro. I’m a sophisticated, classy man that won’t give her a case of the coronaviruses.
In today’s hookup culture, you are now being judged primarily on whether or not you will pass on a pandemic. The fact that I’m dating online and am afraid of coronavirus means I’m a safer bet than most bros.
Feeling safe is the first part of getting laid. When people feel safe and they are attracted to you, they fuck. Having hand sanitizer means I’m attractive. This coronavirus dating formula is pretty simple to understand.
Offer To Clean Motel Room…
Ok, you are probably shaking in your boots right now.
What could he possibly mean?
Listen, getting laid anywhere, including on FuckBook, works best when you have an edge. The new coronavirus dating culture means most dates won’t happen in a bar. You might be going straight to the motel.
When you ask a girl to meet you at a motel, toss in the “I usually sanitize them” line. This doesn’t require a ton of work, just bring Clorox wipes and wipe down sink handles, TV remotes, and anything you’d touch. Tell her you will bring your own sheets.
See, chivalry is not dead…
If she was on the fence as to whether or not she would bang you, you’ll win her over with your coronavirus dating strategy.
The Takeaway
Coronavirus is causing tons of new hot girls to sign up for FuckBook. Making it known that you care about coronavirus prevention gives you an edge with a hookup. Offer to sanitize your motel room prior to her meeting. Click here to find local coronavirus-free sex.