The New Year is only a day and a half away. When the party ends, your new online dating goals begin. FuckBook would like to help you increase your odds of getting the New Year’s resolution hookup you desire.
While hooking up on FuckBook dating can be easy, you do need to put in some effort on your end. Further, you need to understand that New Year’s day messaging requires a more delicate touch.
Allow me to explain with some New Year’s Day Hangover Online Dating Tips.
You’re Horny When Hungover, So Work That Out
Yes, you’re more horny when hungover. In fact, Vice did an entire article on people being more horny when they are riding out a hangover. This can sometimes cloud your judgement, even by FuckBook Dating standards.
A NYE hangover can be brutal. When you awake, following some hydration, you’re gonna be wanting a sexy girl to pop over. Your standards will be lower than usual, so your options wide as a Texas parking spot.
But you need to check your hangover hornies, at least somewhat, at the door. It’s OK to be ready to get laid, that’s what the FuckBook experience is all about. But you want to make sure you are remaining rational enough to stay true to your hookup game.
The hangover hornies might make you a little more motivated to shotgun messages. Maybe that will work, or it will be a waste of time. It’s OK to think with your dick, but don’t let your dick’s brain get in the way of a winner’s hookup strategy.
She’s Maybe Fresh Off a Marital Fight
NYE parties can truly bring out the worst in relationships. If you’re pursuing hot married women, there’s a decent chance their NYE night ended in a big fight. Maybe he scoped out a younger cocktail waitress or hit on his wife’s sister.
In any case, she’s motivated for new dick.
Play to this theme. Make mention of yourself as a boredom cure. See to it that she understands you are discreet and no braggart. She’s looking for a revenge fuck to begin her new year with. The timing might be exactly right for you.
Be Patient
I hate to break it to you, but you might not get laid that minute. You may need to wait until later that night, or even the next day.
While FuckBook dating certainly does come through in a pinch, if women are married or in a relationship, they need a little time to make up where they are disappearing to. Also, they need to vet you to make sure you are a discreet hookup.
So be patient and understanding. Don’t push beyond the sell. If she says she’s down, don’t give her flack if the delays you. You don’t need to know all the reasons for the delay.
Remember, you’re trying to nail down a last minute hookup, life may get in the way. Just feel blessed you have the opportunity to use a platform such as FuckBook to find sexy singles in your area!
Throw Down Mimosa Brunch Invites
If you get up early enough, you might see if you can swing a brunch with bottomless mimosas. Nothing cures a hangover and creates a new hangover better than a boozy brunch. The right boozy brunch can be a real panty dropper.
You’ll fair best with this option with single girls, rather than the married ones who are dealing with family affairs and scheduling issues. But sexy single girls do love them some mimosas or bloody marys.
Conclusion
The hangover hornies are a real thing. It’s scientifically proven that hangovers make people way more horny. Thankfully, you have FuckBook to help you find a local hookup and satisfy your needs. Use the tips above and pre-plan for the big day!